It's update time again for TF2 and Valve is promising a big one.
As part of a long running tradition dating back as far as I can remember, a TF2 update is accompanied by the ritual "guessing of the achievements." So, I present to you, my predictions for the spy's new achievements.
Edit: This is larger than I thought (that's what she said). A sniper update and a spy update. Also hats, everyone loves hats. I've edited the post with my predictions for the sniper's new achievements.
Dominate someone as sniper.
Get 3 kills with 3 bullets without missing.
Provide the enemy with a kill-cam of your kukri taunt.
Beaux and Arrows:
Shoot a medic and their overcharged teammate w/ the bow.
Get killed by spies 50 times.
Get a headshot from a long distance.
Kill 3 sentries in 1 life.
Kill a player who has not done any damage during their life.
Enemy at the Gate:
Kill an enemy within 1 second of the round starting.
Friendship is Golden:
Jarate someone on your friends list.
Have a Plan:
Get the final cap on a level.
Kukri someone who has been jarate'd.
Reveal a spy w/ jarate.
Kill a rocket jumping heavy.
Kill Everyone You Meet:
Get 1000 headshots.
Kook the Spook:
Kukri 10 spies to death.
My Brilliant Career:
Get top score on a team.
Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad:
Get 3 defenses in a single life.
Number One Assistant:
Get 5 assists w/ jarate in a single life.
Get a headshot blocked by a teammate.
Stick 3 arrows into the same player.
Rain on Their Parade:
Jarate 2 people when it is raining.
Kill an intel carrier with the bow.
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet:
Dominate someone with jarate.
Hit 4 people with a single jarate.
Get 10 headshots on people w/ the new hats.
Get a taunt kill with the bow.
Shock a spy with the shield.
Shoot the Breeze:
Snipe and kill a spy who is cloaked.
Socket to Him:
Shoot a demo's bottle.
The Last Wave:
Provide an enemy with a killcam of your rifle taunt.
Kill the 3 top scoring enemy players in a single life.
Trust Your Feelings:
Get 5 no scope kills. (use the force Luke)
Kill a medic who is ready to deploy an ubercharge with the bow.
William Tell Overkill:
Pin a player to a wall w/ their head using the bow.
A Cut Above:
Be the first score on your team without using your gun.
Get 10 backstabs in a single life.
Be on fire for 30 total seconds.
Come in From the Cold:
Backstab a heavy who is weilding the KGB.
Kill a engineer while he is building.
Kill an opposing spy who is in disguise.
Equip the new spy hat. (fedora?)
Die Another Way:
Kill a player wearing each of the new hats.
Kill 50 people w/ your revolver.
Kill a medic who is waiting to deploy an uber charge.
For Your Eyes Only:
Provide your victim with a kill cam of you smoking a cigaret.
FYI I am a Spy:
Kill a medic who has been healing you.
High Value Target:
Kill 3 snipers in a single life.
Backstab a player while disguised as them.
Kill 10 medics.
Is It Safe?:
Capture 50 points.
Get a point within 3 seconds of another spy getting a point.
May I Cut In?:
Within 30 seconds kill 2 medics, one of which is overhealed.
On Her Majesty's Secret Surface:
Initiate a capture that eventually succeeds.
Block 15 captures.
Sap 1000 buildings.
Backstab an engineer who is removing a sapper.
Kill 10 people who are wearing the new hats.
Slash and Burn:
Cause a person you have dominated to switch to pyro.
Backstab a player after "dying" with the Dead Ringer.
Spies Like Us:
Disguise as a spy of the opposing team.
Get 1000 backstabs.
The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.:
Get a taunt Kill with the knife.
The Man with the Broken Guns:
Backstab 3 engineers while sapping one of their buildings.
The Melbourne Supremacy:
Kill a sniper who has you in their scope. (face stab)
Dominate 3 players.
Kill a player while it is raining.
Who’s Your Daddy?:
Kill a scout who is weilding a bat.
You Only Shiv Thrice:
Get 3 backstabs in 10 seconds.