I figured I'd write a quick blog to explain to non-EVE players what PLEX/ISK/Aurum/etc are, how the current system is set up and what CCP can do to fix it.

So, with this arrangement, a monocle is worth:


Hey, update time for Team Fortress 2 and another chance to go head to head with the Carsonist and his Bardcast partner in crime to determine the fate of the universe as well as who can accurately predict the most achievements based only on the given names and descriptions.
Battle Rustler
Accumulate 100 teleports
Revengineering
Get a kill with a crit using the Frontier Justice
Search Engine
Manually kill a spy using the Wrangler
Pownd on the Range
Kill someone when you are far away from your sentry
Building Block
Use your wrangler to block an enemy from capturing
Unforgiven
Get 8 kills in a single life with the Frontier Justice
Kill 2 spies within 10 seconds of eachother
The Wrench Connection
Kill a disguised spy with your wrench
Silent Pardner
Pick up 50 toolkits from dead engineers
Fistful of Sappers
Complete a round without having any of your buildings sapped
Doc, Stock and Barrel
Get a sentry kill while being assisted by a Medic
Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas
Kill a soldier w/ a level 1 sentry
Frontier Justice
Kill an enemy from long range with the Frontier Justice
Six-String Stinger
Give an enemy a killcam picture of you with the guitar
Uncivil Engineer
Give an enemy a killcam picture of your level 1 sentry
Texas Two-Step
Get a shotgun kill while being assisted by your sentry
The Extinguished Gentleman
Extinguish a player using your dispenser
Doc Holiday
Get top heals for the round
No Man's Land
Kill 25 people on your control points
Trade Secrets
Kill an intel carrier using the Frontier Justice
Death Metal
Collect 10000 metal from broken engineer buildings
Land Grab
Assist another engineer in upgrading a building
Git Along!
Remove a sapper from another engineers building
How the Pests was Gunned
Destroy a sticky that was threatening one of your buildings
Honky Tonk Man
Guitar Taunt Kill
Breaking Morant
Kill 10 snipers
Rio Grind
Get 50 kills using the Wrangler
Patent Protection
Protect your sentry from lethal damage using the Wrangler
If You Build It, They Will Die
Get top kills in a round with your sentry
Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Deputized
Taunt at the same time as another engineer
Drugstore Cowboy
Build a level 3 dispenser before any other buildings
Circle the Wagons
Kill someone with your wrench who is attacking your buildings
Built to Last
Have your dispenser last the entire round
(Not So) Lonely are the Brave
Have a heavy get a kill while being supplied by your dispenser
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Starting it off is Adventuring Gear. Equipment has traditionally either been uncommon (or rare) or terrible. In addition, the only good common equipment cards, bonesplitter and cranial plating, have been banned in some formats. Adventuring Gear will be good because there is a ton of removal in pauper. Therefore, you shouldn't expect your creatures to stick around very long. This makes creatures with "enters the battlefield" abilities, as well as cheap effective equipment very powerful. Finally, Adventuring Gear has one of the important keywords on it, Landfall. Landfall is one of a couple powerful synergies in Zendikar. I expect many players will take advantage of this keyword to make explosive decks when they hit their lands.
Bladetusk Boar shows the new keyword "Intimidate." Intimidate is basically fear, except it can go on non-black creatures. Red creatures with evasion have proven to be great in the past with clout of the dominus and the UR noggles, and I would expect this guy to be topping the curves of aggressive red decks for the next few seasons. Normally red has to depend on burn or fling effects to get in the last few points of damage, Bladetusk Boar looks to be a much more reliable option.
Burst Lightning is pretty crazy, even when compared to the old school powerhouse that is Lightning Bolt. The ability to choose 4 damage if you need it, even if it does cost an additional 4 mana for the 1 extra point of damage over lightning bolt, will be very useful. In addition, there aren't many low drop creatures who would die to a Lightning Bolt, but not a Shock, so the lower damage when played without kicker doesn't seem like much of an issue.
Explorer's Scope is a pretty nifty card. For decks that want to ramp, it is a funky Rampant Growth, if you connect once with the ability, it pays for itself and anything extra is awesome. For decks with a bunch of low drops that aren't interested in more lands, the scope is great as well because it filters your draws so that you draw less lands. Finally (and probably most importantly), Explorer's Scope fits well with other Landfall cards. The more Landfall cards you have in your deck, the better they become as every land drop can become equivalent to a 4-6 point life swing. I'm sure people will be saying "comon topdeck land for the win" plenty of times in the coming months.
Harrow has proven to be a great constructed as well as limited card, and I predict it will be great in Pauper as well. Harrow plays nice with the Landfall cards of the set, enabling at 3 or more landfall triggers in a single turn. In addition, Harrow works well with the Domain mechanic from Shards of Alara Block. Powerful cards like Matca Rioters and Wild Nacatl get a lot easier to use with Harrow. Being an instant seems unnecessarily awesome for an already good card.
Oblivion Ring has been heavily played in pauper, however, it is almost always used to remove creatures. Journey to Nowhere appears to be almost a strict upgrade over Oblivion Ring. Removing a borderpost with an Oblivion Ring is a pretty nifty trick, but usually doesn't get you as much as you would like. Removing creatures is a great ability, and there will probably be less enchantment removal in all decks now that the color matters creature enchantments (clout of the dominus, etc) are rotating out so Journey to Nowhere and Oblivion Ring should both be better in the upcoming Standard environment.
Kor Skyfisher is a very powerful card on it's own, and is reminiscent of Aven Riftwatcher, except it is 1 colorless mana cheaper and you get to keep it after 3 turns. The downside may actually be an upside with the amount of creatures with "enters the battlefield" abilities that get played as well as with picking up lands to replay for Landfall triggers. I expect this guy to be picking up Aven Riftwatchers a ton in extended.
After Landfall, Allies are the other major synergy at common rarity in Zendikar. Oran-Rief Survivalist is probably the best of the bunch since he is in green and low costed, but you will need a bunch to make them really effective. Even a couple Allies can give a limited deck explosive draws, so a constructed deck packed with 3-4 colors of Allies should be impressive. There may just be enough playable Allies to make this deck work, but it will be tricky since none of the common allies actually do much by themselves the turn they come into play. Another downside of Allies are you need to play your spells pre combat which is sort of bad if you have, or are trying to bluff, some trick.
A land that doubles as a spell seems powerful for aggressive decks worried about being flooded. Unfortunately, the downside of coming into play tapped also hurts these same decks. Still, with some evasive creatures like Bladetusk Boar, having your lands shock your opponent instead of yourself (see Ravnica Duals) seems like a nice play. This land is also especially good for landfall creatures since you may only be attacking once every other turn when you hit your land drop, so you want to be able to swing for as much as possible.
Finally, a creature with a comes into play ability. For 5 mana, this guy isn't quite Shriekmaw, but then again, not much is. 2 damage is sufficient to take out most creatures in pauper (the same reason why burst lightning is comparable to Lightning Bolt) so I expect this guy to sling a bunch of torches in the next few months. In addition, he will be good as a combat trick to finish off opposing creatures after attacking your small dudes into their big guy. Blocking will become even more difficult against a red deck with 5 mana open.
So, I recently went to see Inglourious Basterds. I wound up at a 10am showing after not sleeping and was pleasantly surprised to find out it was only $5 to see. The movie was great and is definitely more similar to classic Tarantino movies like Resivoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction than his recent films like Kill Bill. This means that the movie is suspenseful and exciting without a lot of action. Fans of Tarantino's high body count films may be disappointed while at the same time, those who don't like Tarantino films may not like this film no matter what. However, this is a good enough film that both groups of movie goers should enjoy it.
The Inglorious Bastards was released in Italy in 1978 and then in the US in 1981 as G.I. BRO. If that isn't enough to convince people to see it, then nothing may be. It was recently re-released uncut on DVD to coincide with Basterds release in theaters. You can find the movie at a local redbox for only a dollar.Soul Warden | ![]() |
| Creature - Human Cleric | ![]() |
| Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. | |
| #34/249 | 1/1 |
Veteran Armorsmith | ![]() ![]() | |
| Creature - Human Soldier | ![]() | |
| Other Soldier creatures you control get +0/+1. | ||
| "Courage is a proud and gleaming shield. It does not bend or hide from sight. To fight with courage, we must forge in steel." | ||
| Illus. Michael Komarck | 2/3 | |
Essence Scatter | ![]() ![]() | |
| Instant | ![]() | |
| Counter target creature spell. | ||
| Some wizards compete not to summon the most interesting creatures, but to create the most interesting aftereffects when a summons goes awry. | ||
| Illus. John Foster #51/249 | ||
Illusionary Servant | ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
| Creature - Illusion | ![]() | |
| Flying When Illusionary Servant becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. | ||
| "Illusion is a handy but fragile medium. Use it only in a pinch, or against the dim-witted." - Jace Beleren | ||
| Illus. Dave Kendall | 3/4 | |
Ponder | ![]() |
| Sorcery | ![]() |
| Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. Draw a card. | |
| #68/249 | |
Doom Blade | ![]() ![]() |
| Instant | ![]() |
| Destroy target nonblack creature. | |
Sign in Blood | ![]() ![]() | |
| Sorcery | ![]() | |
| Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. | ||
| “You know I accept only one currency here, and yet you have sought me out. Why now do you hesitate?” - Xathrid demon | ||
| Illus. Howard Lyon | ||
Vampire Aristocrat | ![]() ![]() |
| Creature - Vampire Rogue | ![]() |
| Sacrifice a creature: Vampire Aristocrat gets +2/+2 until end of turn. | |
| #117/249 | 2/2 |
Lightning Bolt | ![]() |
| Instant | ![]() |
| Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature or player. | |
| Illus. Christopher Moeller | |
Terramorphic Expanse | |
| Land | ![]() |
, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library. | |
Veteran Swordsmith | ![]() ![]() | |
| Creature - Human Soldier | ![]() | |
| Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+0. | ||
| "Truth is a straight, keen edge. There are no soft angles or rounded edges. To fight for truth, we must forge in steel." | ||
| Illus. Michael Komarck | 3/2 | |
Zephyr Sprite | ![]() | |
| Creature - Faerie | ![]() | |
| Flying | ||
| "I've never understood why so many beings lumber around on the ground. There are three dimensions, yet they use only two." | ||
| Illus. Kev Walker | 1/1 | |
Duress | ![]() |
| Sorcery | ![]() |
| Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card. | |
Gravedigger | ![]() ![]() |
| Creature - Zombie | ![]() |
| When Gravedigger enters the battlefield, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| 2/2 | |
Jackal Familiar | ![]() | |
| Creature - Hound | ![]() | |
| Jackal Familiar can’t attack or block alone. | ||
| "Let the gray-hairs keep their ravens and drakes. My familiar will be a reflection of me: bloodthirsty, with a predator’s instinct." - Taivang, barbarian warlord | ||
| Illus. Alex Horley-Orlandelli | 2/2 | |
Borderland Ranger | ![]() ![]() | |
| Creature - Human Scout | ![]() | |
| When Borderland Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. | ||
| "Only fools and bandits use roads." | ||
| Illus. Jesper Ejsing | 2/2 | |