I figured I'd write a quick blog to explain to non-EVE players what PLEX/ISK/Aurum/etc are, how the current system is set up and what CCP can do to fix it.
So, with this arrangement, a monocle is worth:
Hey, update time for Team Fortress 2 and another chance to go head to head with the Carsonist and his Bardcast partner in crime to determine the fate of the universe as well as who can accurately predict the most achievements based only on the given names and descriptions.
Battle Rustler
Accumulate 100 teleports
Revengineering
Get a kill with a crit using the Frontier Justice
Search Engine
Manually kill a spy using the Wrangler
Pownd on the Range
Kill someone when you are far away from your sentry
Building Block
Use your wrangler to block an enemy from capturing
Unforgiven
Get 8 kills in a single life with the Frontier Justice
Kill 2 spies within 10 seconds of eachother
The Wrench Connection
Kill a disguised spy with your wrench
Silent Pardner
Pick up 50 toolkits from dead engineers
Fistful of Sappers
Complete a round without having any of your buildings sapped
Doc, Stock and Barrel
Get a sentry kill while being assisted by a Medic
Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas
Kill a soldier w/ a level 1 sentry
Frontier Justice
Kill an enemy from long range with the Frontier Justice
Six-String Stinger
Give an enemy a killcam picture of you with the guitar
Uncivil Engineer
Give an enemy a killcam picture of your level 1 sentry
Texas Two-Step
Get a shotgun kill while being assisted by your sentry
The Extinguished Gentleman
Extinguish a player using your dispenser
Doc Holiday
Get top heals for the round
No Man's Land
Kill 25 people on your control points
Trade Secrets
Kill an intel carrier using the Frontier Justice
Death Metal
Collect 10000 metal from broken engineer buildings
Land Grab
Assist another engineer in upgrading a building
Git Along!
Remove a sapper from another engineers building
How the Pests was Gunned
Destroy a sticky that was threatening one of your buildings
Honky Tonk Man
Guitar Taunt Kill
Breaking Morant
Kill 10 snipers
Rio Grind
Get 50 kills using the Wrangler
Patent Protection
Protect your sentry from lethal damage using the Wrangler
If You Build It, They Will Die
Get top kills in a round with your sentry
Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!
Deputized
Taunt at the same time as another engineer
Drugstore Cowboy
Build a level 3 dispenser before any other buildings
Circle the Wagons
Kill someone with your wrench who is attacking your buildings
Built to Last
Have your dispenser last the entire round
(Not So) Lonely are the Brave
Have a heavy get a kill while being supplied by your dispenser
Soul Warden | |
Creature - Human Cleric | |
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. | |
#34/249 | 1/1 |
Veteran Armorsmith | ||
Creature - Human Soldier | ||
Other Soldier creatures you control get +0/+1. | ||
"Courage is a proud and gleaming shield. It does not bend or hide from sight. To fight with courage, we must forge in steel." | ||
Illus. Michael Komarck | 2/3 |
Essence Scatter | ||
Instant | ||
Counter target creature spell. | ||
Some wizards compete not to summon the most interesting creatures, but to create the most interesting aftereffects when a summons goes awry. | ||
Illus. John Foster #51/249 |
Illusionary Servant | ||
Creature - Illusion | ||
Flying When Illusionary Servant becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. | ||
"Illusion is a handy but fragile medium. Use it only in a pinch, or against the dim-witted." - Jace Beleren | ||
Illus. Dave Kendall | 3/4 |
Ponder | |
Sorcery | |
Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. Draw a card. | |
#68/249 |
Doom Blade | |
Instant | |
Destroy target nonblack creature. | |
Sign in Blood | ||
Sorcery | ||
Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. | ||
“You know I accept only one currency here, and yet you have sought me out. Why now do you hesitate?” - Xathrid demon | ||
Illus. Howard Lyon |
Vampire Aristocrat | |
Creature - Vampire Rogue | |
Sacrifice a creature: Vampire Aristocrat gets +2/+2 until end of turn. | |
#117/249 | 2/2 |
Lightning Bolt | |
Instant | |
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature or player. | |
Illus. Christopher Moeller |
Terramorphic Expanse | |
Land | |
, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library. |
Veteran Swordsmith | ||
Creature - Human Soldier | ||
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+0. | ||
"Truth is a straight, keen edge. There are no soft angles or rounded edges. To fight for truth, we must forge in steel." | ||
Illus. Michael Komarck | 3/2 |
Zephyr Sprite | ||
Creature - Faerie | ||
Flying | ||
"I've never understood why so many beings lumber around on the ground. There are three dimensions, yet they use only two." | ||
Illus. Kev Walker | 1/1 |
Duress | |
Sorcery | |
Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card. |
Gravedigger | |
Creature - Zombie | |
When Gravedigger enters the battlefield, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. | |
2/2 |
Jackal Familiar | ||
Creature - Hound | ||
Jackal Familiar can’t attack or block alone. | ||
"Let the gray-hairs keep their ravens and drakes. My familiar will be a reflection of me: bloodthirsty, with a predator’s instinct." - Taivang, barbarian warlord | ||
Illus. Alex Horley-Orlandelli | 2/2 |
Borderland Ranger | ||
Creature - Human Scout | ||
When Borderland Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. | ||
"Only fools and bandits use roads." | ||
Illus. Jesper Ejsing | 2/2 |